Well, within an hour’s drive of him.
Turns out that a recent Associated Press article and pics of Mr. Crying Game 2007 show that little Crocker lives somewhere near Bristol VA. and TN and Kingsport, TN.
Sorry, but no autographs.
I still take greater pride in living 10 minutes from George C. Scott’s birthplace, however.
Compare:
George C. Scott:
Chris Crocker:
Frontier Former Editor 
Mr. Crying Game 2007? Love that.
This guy is the quinessential assclown.
I’m with you on George C. Scott.
He’d eat Crock o’ Shit for breakfast.
~m
Comment by ~m — September 24, 2007 @ 8:23 am
Oh COME ON!!!!! Chris Crocker owns YouTube, and George C. Scott made the single worst movie I’ve ever seen (The Formula). You have GOT to get Crocker’s autograph for me, preferably on some sluttish wifebeater shirt with “Britney 4eva” on the front.
Comment by raincoaster — September 25, 2007 @ 11:16 pm
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He lives in Bristol, TN.
Comment by solarsister — September 30, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
lol…OOOOOH YOU LIVE NEAR HIM. he’s in L.A. right now, and Bristol still sucks ass unless you’re a die hard redneck race fan. i live here and i’d never take pride in that.
Comment by Meredith — February 1, 2008 @ 3:40 am
Well Meredith, I don’t exactly go around selling maps to Crocker’s ancestral home and Bristol Motor Speedway
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — February 1, 2008 @ 7:36 am
wow, you’re retarded.
whoever the fuck frontier former editor is. grow the fuck up and stop pretending you’re a teen.
really? get your pedophile ass off of the internet, freak.
Comment by alicia — February 21, 2009 @ 11:51 am
Great. Another linkless idiot
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — February 22, 2009 @ 1:22 am
Buon Giorno, Signor FFE
It is a matter of regret that Alicia has not enjoyed your Blogge most excellent as much as your many Friends
I have the honour (err… honoUr) to remain your obedient servant etc
G Eagle
Comment by G Eagle Esq — February 22, 2009 @ 5:08 pm
Many thanks, M. Eagle.
The problem is, Alicia is merely symptomatic of the uneducated, ill-mannered and unimaginative youths our nation is producing these days.
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — February 22, 2009 @ 5:47 pm
Guten Tag, Mein Freund
Perhaps her mis-barbed observations may indicate that Mademoiselle Alicia has not actually read your Blogge
…. but how do we know that this Young Lady is not British ….
Yr obedient servant etc
G E
Comment by G Eagle Esq — February 22, 2009 @ 6:03 pm
I’m still trying to figure out what set the poor thing off, and what Chris Crocker — whom I’ve never heard of in any event — has to do with pedophilia. Of course, for all we know Alicia is a forty year old male troll who thinks he’s blindingly clever.
Comment by sledpress — February 22, 2009 @ 11:33 pm
It’d be my luck her name is Jim . . .
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — February 22, 2009 @ 11:47 pm
That would be a 62 year old male troll who thinks he’s blindingly clever.
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