Where else to get a good Oscar Wilde anecdote than from Kinky Friedman on Morning Joe:
Paraphrased, of course:
“[Oscar Wilde was arrested by an undercover cop. Do you know what the undercover cop said to him? “Do you know who I am, Mr. Wilde?” Oscar turns around to everyone and says,”My God, we have aman here who doesn’t know who he is!”]”
And all Larry Craig can do is beg a judge to toss his guilty plea . . .