First, go see Azahar. She’s having a bit of a time having to host an Australian and an American and keep the Guardia Civil (and their airport security division the LaGuardia Civil) from arresting them. That alone should be reason enough for your sympathy.
On a slightly less serious note, here’s an interpretation of her latest adventure in Spanish medical care . . .
Az, we’re rooting for you because, frankly, Robert Mugabe isn’t quite as personable as you.