Frontier Former Editor

September 26, 2007

Quadriplegic masturbation?

After flirting with the idea, I finally found a list of search engine terms that led to this little corner of sociopathy with a fairly repellent  term or two:

debbie gibson is pregnant with my two-he
Chris Crocker bristol
quadriplegic masturbation
Landing Signal Officers
fast food pick-up lines
Chris crocker Kingsport tn

And no, I’m not referring to the ‘Chris Crocker’ hits. ‘Quadriplegic masturbation,’ on the other hand (no pun intended) leaves me wondering if Stephen Hawking has too much time on his puffer valve.

As for ‘how tall was Heinrich Himmler’: Well, the experten at have this to say:

JDrozen says on 10/Jan/06
Hitler’s height is easy to calculate, he was 5,8. Compare him to Himmler who was one inch taller then Adolf. One of the condition to be a member of the SS is the minimum required height of 5,9 which was the body height of Heinrich Himmler.”

But only his undertaker knows for sure . . . .

As for ‘dick cheney athiest’; Dick, you’re the prince of darkness. With all that indoor time between sunrise and sunset, at least learn proper capitalization of your name and how to spell ‘atheist.’

September 23, 2007

Damn. I live near Chris Crocker!

Filed under: Chris Crocker, George C. Scott, whiteploitation — Frontier Former Editor @ 12:45 pm

Well, within an hour’s drive of him.

Turns out that a recent Associated Press article and pics of Mr. Crying Game 2007 show that little Crocker lives somewhere near Bristol VA. and TN and Kingsport, TN.

Sorry, but no autographs.

I still take greater pride in living 10 minutes from George C. Scott’s birthplace, however.


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