Frontier Former Editor

December 12, 2008

Hot oily hens, or chicken soup for the dumbass

Yes, one of the entries in David Letterman’s ‘Book of Top Ten Lists’ for new marketing names for KC has finally come true.

Rub a dub dub, three idiots in a sink
Rub a dub dub, three idiots in a sink

According to the New York Daily News:

“Four months after a Burger King employee lost his job for taking a bubble bath in a restaurant sink, three scantily clad teens were fired when they turned a basin at their northern California KFC into their personal hot tub.

“They landed in hot water with the chicken chain’s management when one of the bikini-clad dimwits made the same mistake as the Ohio Burger King employee – she posted photos of the dippy escapade on MySpace.

“The photos included captions such as “haha KFC showers!” and “haha we turned on the jets,” and were filed under a gallery called “KFC moments,” according to the Record Searchlight newspaper in Redding, Calif.

“The story broke before the unidentified girl could scrub public access to her profile. On her MySpace page, the girl listed herself as a 17-year-old worker at the Anderson KFC near Redding.

“”I’m a KFC worker, they are my best friends and my family,” she said on her site.”

 

Guess I’m doing Taco Bell for lunch today.

October 4, 2007

From the FFE Parodiewerke AG . . .

Filed under: Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter's breasts, decorator bathtubs, harpy, humor, Marat — Frontier Former Editor @ 9:12 pm

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And why didn’t I use Rush Limbaugh? Because PhotoShop doesn’t have a ‘fat drug addict’ filter option.

Come to think of it, Marat did have bigger, more appealing breasts than Ann did . . . .

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