I miss living near air bases and I miss my old line of work. It gave me reasons to get out of the office and do this under the guise of reporting:
I could give you the pedantic planespottter spiel, but I’ll leave it to these folks . . .
It helps when the airport manager remembers what you’ve done before and gives you only one warning.
“Don’t walk near anything moving or sucking.”
Might have been good advice for Bill Clinton.