Frontier Former Editor

February 26, 2009

Thank you Rain for boosting my self esteem!

To Rain:

As Sly Stone would say in a situation like this, “I want to thank you/for letting me/be myself’/again!”

Congratulations, you’re rabies!

Transmitted by rabid animals, you’re most commonly found infecting creatures such as raccoons, skunks, bats and foxes. But don’t worry, you affect humans too, causing either paralysis or hyperactivity in your advanced stages, and ultimately death.

Your most famous symptom is hypersalviation – that delightful foaming at the mouth that we have come to know and indeed love. However, you can also cause hallucination; think of the fun you could have at parties!

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you kill dogs . . .

 

I am Rabies. Grrrrrrrr!
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

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April 7, 2008

More beaver, more, more!

Filed under: humor, Raincoaster — Tags: , , — Frontier Former Editor @ 2:48 pm

In another friendly attempt at the FFE Werke to engage in symbiotic blog synergy with Raincoaster, I allowed another bad memory from the early 1980’s to bubble back up through the psychological ooze.

Aw, who am I fooling? I’m just trying to get hits for something other than that damned Nigella Lawson pic I posted weeks ago.

But yes, it contains a really big beaver.

March 9, 2008

A veritable blog nucular reactor . . .

Filed under: British chefs, Nigella Lawson, Raincoaster — Tags: — Frontier Former Editor @ 11:11 am

And no, I’m not talking about posts about Bush grammar.

I kept wondering why my daily hit activity kept topping 200 in recent days, and then I finally bothered to compare the referrers and top posts columns in the dashboard.

I finally found my own mummified fairy remains.

Thank you Nigella Lawson. I wonder why hardly anyone finds the Ark Royal photo, though.

The downside? People find me appealing only for Nigella’s cleavage.

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