Too goddamned late and not enough.
But, hey, you take what you can get.
So, without further ado, the annotated news guide to Alberto “Heirich Himmler” Gonzales (and a not-very-smart Himmler wannabe at that) . . . .
By MATT APUZZO, Associated Press Writer 7 minutes ago
WASHINGTON –, the nation’s first Hispanic attorney general (and a much bigger-haired version of Heinrich Himmler, Harry Daugherty and John Mitchell), announced his resignation Monday, driven from office after a wrenching standoff with congressional critics over his honesty and competence (there was no standoff over his honesty and competence – everyone knew that he was a dissembling, unethical, gutless mouthpiece with an anus big enough to have Karl Rove’s and Dick Cheney’s hands inserted to operate his eyes, head and mouth).
Republicans and Democrats alike had demanded his departure over the botched handling ofterror investigations and the firings of U.S. attorneys, but had defiantly stood by his friend (and clinically-defined toady) for months until accepting his resignation last Friday.