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March 30, 2008

I’m a gossip maven!

According to Google this fine Sunday morning, I’m hits no. 4 and 5 under the topic: “daughters american revolution gossip”

Darling, the reception will be in my garden on Thursday afternoon. Please be sure to bring your certified genealogical records for admission . . .

SOCIAL NOTES FROM NEWPORT.; Daughters of the American Revolution

Daughters of the American Revolution Entertained — Personal Notes and Gossip of the Cottagers. NEWPORT, R.I., Sept. 20. — The members of the William
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GOSSIP OF THE CAPITAL; Washingtonians Devoting Attention to

GOSSIP OF THE CAPITAL Washingtonians Devoting Attention to Arranging Attractions …. Daughters ou tlie American Revolution. The Columbia Theatre has been
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Heard Around Town March 2008 – Huntsville Gossip

Here is the March 2008 column with all the news and gossip around town. The Huntsville Chapter Daughters of the American Revolution recently held its
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Daughters of the American Revolution « Frontier Former Editor

Sep 23, 2007 Filed under: American Legion, Daughters of the American Revolution, Dubya, Shrub, Texas contortionist, Veterans of Foreign Wars,
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Daughters of the American Revolution and other unmentionables

Case in point: The Daughters of the American Revolution. Once upon a time, when covering a DAR event, the high DAR priestess remarked to me that my surname
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of OSDAR

The mills, a center for gossip and news, gave her added cover. The Ann Simpson Davis Chapter, Daughters of the American Revolution was organized on
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Hail Hail, the Public Gossip Tell All | New York Social Diary

Hail Hail, the Public Gossip Tell All ….. His daughter Louisa was with him. A young American woman in Rome at the time reported in a letter to her fiancée
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American Revolution Quiz

History quiz battle of cooch s bridge multiple choice the dar (daughters of the american revolution) the newark. Featured titles links literature quiz some,
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The fifty-third Continental Congress of the Daughters of the American Revolution was held last week at the Commodore. It’s something of an event to have a
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Daughters – Blog Toplist

By: Showbiz News and Celebrity Gossip · Kimora Lee Simmons with daughters DAR – Daughters of the American Revolution Scholarships 2008-01-31 07:56:00
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As soon as I get my legs waxed and bits retracted, I’ll conquer the Junior League!

December 21, 2007

Azahar made me do it . . . kind of

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September 2, 2007

Just relax and take it in an inch at a time . . . .

Filed under: food, humor, I'm not gay, KY Jelly, pizza, straight men, workplace — Frontier Former Editor @ 10:29 pm

Probably the only high point of working Saturday – other than the worthless, incompetent, favorite-playing Limey supervisor that Great Britain was smart enough to chase from their shores to Southwest Virginia and my workplace – was the fat, stupid bastard who embarassed himself in front of about 50 fellow call representatives.

No, not me. I’m a fat, hateful bastard.

The fat, stupid bastard I’m referring to already has a Nero and movie-character ‘Fat Bastard’ reputation. Back in January, when management saw fit in their infinite wisdom to hold a cookout right at the time we get our Alberta clipper, FSB (not to be confused with moi, FHB) terrorized four of us as we were waiting in line inside for a tray of burnt offerings to be grilled and brought to the buffet line. As we stood polite and drone-like, the ‘chef’ brought in the burgers and placed them at the serving table.

Two seconds later, Jabba the Hutt with a crewcut burst in, yelled ‘FOOD!’ and cut in front of us. Thankfully, no one had limbs within a foot of the tray, but we all agreed later that about 8 to 10 patties disappeared in his wake.

Fast forward to Sept. 1, 2007: FSB and two other women are discussing whether or not to order pizza delivery (I doubted that there was enough Teamster and sealift capacity around to serve him, but I digress.)

One of the women suggests – without giggling – that they order a large pizza. FSB asks how big it is. She replies ‘Sixteen inches.’

FSB blurts out “SIXTEEN INCHES? THAT’S TOO BIG FOR MEEEE!!!”

I know that at least 10 people laughed their asses off within three seconds of his remark. I was one.

If I ever get wind that he’s ordered a pizza, I’m going to wait out front for the delivery guy and slip him $10 to include a tube of KY or Astroglide in the box.

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