From The National Enquirer:
“David Hans Schmidt, a celebrity story and photo broker who pled guilty in an extortion scandal involving Tom Cruise, has committed suicide, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned.
The 47-year-old Schmidt was found in a shower stall at a North 21st street condominium in Phoenix, AZ.
“He hung himself, and the shower stall was so small, he had to squat to get the job done,” a source familiar with the situation said.”
Are they sure it wasn’t just a confused bystander watching a plumber?