Frontier Former Editor

February 26, 2009

Thank you Rain for boosting my self esteem!

To Rain:

As Sly Stone would say in a situation like this, “I want to thank you/for letting me/be myself’/again!”

Congratulations, you’re rabies!

Transmitted by rabid animals, you’re most commonly found infecting creatures such as raccoons, skunks, bats and foxes. But don’t worry, you affect humans too, causing either paralysis or hyperactivity in your advanced stages, and ultimately death.

Your most famous symptom is hypersalviation – that delightful foaming at the mouth that we have come to know and indeed love. However, you can also cause hallucination; think of the fun you could have at parties!

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you kill dogs . . .

 

I am Rabies. Grrrrrrrr!
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

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October 19, 2008

Raccoon, rinse, repeat

Filed under: cool stuff, domestic livestock, fun stuff, humor, old times, surreal — Tags: , , , — Frontier Former Editor @ 8:55 pm

I’ve alluded to this particular photo for a few years, for the benefit of some of my readers (Does 5 count as some?).

Anyway, it’s over the jump – the rumored (rumoured to at least three of you) raccoon photo, taken in 1993 at an acquaintance’s residence.

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