Frontier Former Editor

April 18, 2008

Wet beaver mass

Filed under: beaver, humor — Tags: , , , , , , — Frontier Former Editor @ 10:58 pm

Even the Pope has to attract some beaver. Leave it to the fair and balanced network to give the masses their fill of wet beaver:

Pope Security Police Bag Beaver in East River
Animal Was ‘Struggling’ to Swim Near United Nations


“They did not say if they considered the animal to be a security risk.

But “it has pretty big claws,” said Lt. John Harkins of the NYPD SCUBA Unit.”

It’s oddly reminiscent of when Jimmy Carter was chased by some cottontail

Killer rabbit

(courtesy of Jimmy Carter Library via )

Nothing like animal eroticism and public figures, I always say. Now if they could only catch Dubya hammering a sheep . . .

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