Frontier Former Editor

February 26, 2009

Thank you Rain for boosting my self esteem!

To Rain:

As Sly Stone would say in a situation like this, “I want to thank you/for letting me/be myself’/again!”

Congratulations, you’re rabies!

Transmitted by rabid animals, you’re most commonly found infecting creatures such as raccoons, skunks, bats and foxes. But don’t worry, you affect humans too, causing either paralysis or hyperactivity in your advanced stages, and ultimately death.

Your most famous symptom is hypersalviation – that delightful foaming at the mouth that we have come to know and indeed love. However, you can also cause hallucination; think of the fun you could have at parties!

If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you kill dogs . . .

 

I am Rabies. Grrrrrrrr!
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

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11 Comments »

  1. Maybe your dog will do what you tell it now?

    Comment by raincoaster — February 26, 2009 @ 10:55 pm

  2. I’m rabies too.

    Comment by azahar — February 27, 2009 @ 5:45 pm

  3. I think everyone is. What else is there? I always thought I was St. Vitus’ Dance, myself.

    Comment by sledpress — February 27, 2009 @ 7:52 pm

  4. It’s that whole viral web thing . . .

    Comment by Frontier Former Editor — February 28, 2009 @ 12:32 am

  5. I guess maybe if you said you devastated the Third World you might be AIDS, but I am also rabies. At least I’m preventable, and not common in the developed world. Although my dog’s not too sure about me.

    Comment by silverstar98121 — February 28, 2009 @ 11:27 am

  6. Merhaba, EFfendi FFE

    When Master More-Junior Eagle was terrible wee (aged about 8), he visited his ancient Great Aunt in Leeds

    …. and as they were driving away, he anxiously asked his Mother :

    “Can you catch Old from Aunt Mary ?”

    An intelligent & enquiring mind, even at such a tender age

    A similar qvestion suggests :

    “Can you catch Rabies from la Blogge de sa Grace La Marchionesse de RegenCoaster ?”

    Comment by G Eagle Esq — March 3, 2009 @ 11:27 am

  7. Monsieur Eagle,
    I fear la Blogge de RegenCoaster is not infected with rabies, but rather with Ebola. Tres cautions!

    Comment by silverstar98121 — March 3, 2009 @ 6:35 pm

  8. Hey, why isn’t that Was Not Was vid posted here? Shit, now I have to go back to FB. Bleh…

    Comment by azahar — March 6, 2009 @ 11:06 am

  9. Which Horrible Affliction are you?A Rum and Monkey disease.

    Well. It’s not unheard of that I can cause swelling…

    Comment by Stiletto — March 30, 2009 @ 10:35 am

  10. ‘Congratulations, you’re rickets!

    Caused by insufficient phosphorous, vitamin D and/or sunlight, you cause those unlucky enough to suffer you to have swelling in the joints, and bending of the longer bones (such as those found in the legs) in growing children.

    You’re not very prevalent in affluent societies any more – but don’t worry, there’s always the third world!’

    Comment by Stiletto — March 30, 2009 @ 10:37 am


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