Frontier Former Editor

December 14, 2008

Missed by that . . . much! or . . . . if the shoe fits . . .

Maxwell Smart obviously has an influence on terrorism and political assassins more than four decades later . . .

No, I am not making this up. He missed by that . . . much!!

Interestingly enough, more than five years go, Iraqis were beating on a toppled statue of Saddam Hussein with shoes. Dubya must be mildly embarassed.

And in a late breaking development to the Iraqi-U.S. securityagreement signed after the press conference, Iraqi forces are banned from carrying the following weaponry: clogs, hard-soled dress shoes, stilettoes, platforms, pumps, sabots, flip flops with soles more than 7/16″ thick, steel-toed boots, tap shoes, Doc Martens and anything worn by Sarah Palin.

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13 Comments »

  1. Where’s the justice? Who was responsible for giving that twat a pair of shoes and Lee Harvey a rifle?

    Comment by Vicus Scurra — December 14, 2008 @ 11:56 pm

  2. Do you think that a head shot would have had any effect on Dubya?

    Comment by Frontier Former Editor — December 15, 2008 @ 8:06 am

  3. No, but I’d give it a try.

    Comment by Vicus Scurra — December 15, 2008 @ 9:49 am

  4. If the guy survives whatever happens to him in custody and ever makes it to America, he can apply to me for a free massage.

    Comment by sledpress — December 15, 2008 @ 10:06 am

  5. Front,

    Consider the alternatives al-Zaidi passed up

    http://andeeroo.wordpress.com/?p=89&preview=true

    Comment by andeeroo — December 16, 2008 @ 1:18 am

  6. Magister Vicissime Scurra

    Salve

    err …. embarrrasssed shufffling

    from left talon ….. to right talon

    …. and back

    err – steady the Ship

    Are Brits in a position to think unKindly of Senor Shrub

    when they have such an Able and Wondrous Prime Minister, who has saved the World …. and this in despite of so many unBelievers who quite outRAGEously think he has brought Gross-Britannien to its economic and social kNees

    Vale

    Aquila non Candida

    Comment by G Eagle Esq — December 16, 2008 @ 1:42 pm

  7. I note that Iraqi security has reportedly destroyed the shoes in the course of searching them for explosives.

    Couldn’t The Conspiracy find an assassin who remembers to pull the pins before throwing them?

    Comment by Metro — December 18, 2008 @ 11:30 am

  8. Banned from carrying stiletto? Tis a shame indeed.

    Comment by Stiletto — December 18, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

  9. Five days no blog? Are you alright?

    Comment by Miss Cellania — December 19, 2008 @ 11:17 pm

  10. He’s doing it again…

    Comment by azahar — December 20, 2008 @ 3:03 am

  11. The pressure is on, Editor. How does it feel to be a blog super star?

    Comment by Stiletto — December 21, 2008 @ 12:21 am

  12. “A Turkish shoe firm says it has had to take on 100 extra staff to cope with a surge in orders after an Iraqi threw shoes at US President Bush.

    Istanbul-based Baydan Shoes claims it made the shoes and says it now has tens of thousands of orders from around the world – including from the US and Iraq.”

    Bush ‘Shoe Maker’ Hit By Demand

    Comment by azahar — December 23, 2008 @ 4:33 am

  13. A new national pastime?

    Shoes Hurled at Bush Pictures

    Comment by azahar — December 27, 2008 @ 6:16 am


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