Frontier Former Editor

October 15, 2008

Everyone’s favorite ‘Salem’s Lot’ character that wasn’t included in the book

With all the hoopin’ and hollerin’ about our most favorite presidential election since, well . . . . since Nixon vs. McGovern, it’s all too easy to forget old friends like . . . .



Yep, Graf Cheney is having heart trouble again. After all, if you were nosferatu and faced having to move all those caskets of home earth after eight years . . . even with government allowances, it’s still hard to find Secret Service agents willing to ride the Borgo Pass this time of year.


And on other matters, I still wonder why no one has made a case for Sarah Palin being the reincarnation of Spiro T. Agnew. After all, she’s got Spiro’s winning way with selected and tamed groups of working folk (Philadelphia definitely didn’t fall in that category), and she’s got a gubernatorial pedegree much like that of Agnew’s.


Maybe if Cheney’s heart procedure is successful , he can help bring life to Palin’s national political aspirations. Eternal life . . . . .


  1. There was a famous Private Eye cover featuring Nixon laughing and saying “Nobody is going to shoot me with Spiro T Agnew next in line”.
    How I long for those days of misguided optimism when we thought twats like him couldn’t get elected.

    Comment by Vicus Scurra — October 15, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

  2. Sigh. A-fib is small potatoes. You do a little stunt of electrical medicine known as a “cardioversion” and give the boy some blood thinners, which he’s doubtless already on. As who could fail to notice.

    Comment by sledpress — October 15, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

  3. Did he just eat a whale blubber sandwich?

    Comment by michaelm — October 15, 2008 @ 7:01 pm

  4. I gotta get a tablet/stylus for PhotoShop, that’s all there is to it . . .

    Comment by Frontier Former Editor — October 15, 2008 @ 10:06 pm

  5. Actually, the heart-rhythm story was a cover for the real procedure–a soul transplant.

    It didn’t take.

    Comment by Metro — October 17, 2008 @ 6:42 pm

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