Frontier Former Editor

September 3, 2008

A free drinking game for those bleak days leading to the first Tuesday in November

Get a bottle of your favorite rotgut, play this with the volume wayyyyy up, and yell ‘Bristol Palin’ every time you hear ‘Debbie Gibson’ . . .

I’ve also included a helpful guide to add extra zest to this handy little game (with apologies to Mojo):

Bristol Palin is pregnant with my two 
party love child
It’s a indy baby all covered on Fox now
Stark raving fundy in the family values nation

We were secretly married out in Anchorage
at a little bitty chapel, 
Ted Stevens married us
rootin tootin, ain’t high falutin’

John McCain is a pantywaist, match my butt with his face
He’s teeny tiny two inches of terror, they’re all gonna
scare you
Hairbrained cockamamie knuckleheaded idjit galoot

No truth to the rumor about Levi and Bristol P —
only went to the motel, just to watch a little TV
Hate that kid, he must die

Saxophone solo

J-J-J-J-J-Jenna B, is wrestling in jello
Body slamming Bristol P, they’re covered head
to toe
h*** on, my h*** on

Repeat first verse

I’m stark raving fundy in the family values nation
Stark raving fundy in the family values nation
Stark raving fundy in the family values……….nation…….!!


  1. I keep experiencing an impulse to make a big sign that I can hold up in front of TV cameras somewhere, reading BRISTOL GET AN ABORTION IT’S NOT TOO LATE.

    Comment by sledpress — September 4, 2008 @ 5:24 pm

  2. Oh, Sled, you are courting the wrath of a million fundies! And no, I’m not referring to the kinky flavored undergarments that are found in your local Spencers Gift Shop!

    Comment by Stiletto — September 6, 2008 @ 7:47 pm

  3. Editor! Did you write this? It’s brilliant! Encore, baby, encore!

    Comment by Stiletto — September 6, 2008 @ 7:48 pm

  4. I just changed a few words to implicate the guilty.

    Comment by Frontier Former Editor — September 7, 2008 @ 6:13 am

  5. A million fundies probably hate me already. I’m prone to make fun of them in public.

    Comment by sledpress — September 8, 2008 @ 4:45 pm

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