Frontier Former Editor

July 8, 2008

You know you’re in America when . . .

Filed under: humor, societal niceties — Tags: , , , — Frontier Former Editor @ 11:08 pm

You go to the Wal-mart and see:

A) the couple in front of you at the checkout with the boxed collector’s DVD set of the Rambo movies and;

B) a doughy-faced teenage boy leaning out of the passenger window of a 2007 Mustang in the crosswalk and beseeching the teenage blond with “So, do ya want to hang out or something?” and the blonde replying “I’ve gotta be back at my grandmother’s” as she hangs out in front of afore-mentioned Wal-mart.


No wonder the dollar’s down against the euro and the Canadian dollar. At least the cherry coke afterward was good . . .


  1. so who was driving the mustang? his 32 year old mother?

    Comment by nursemyra — July 10, 2008 @ 6:56 pm

  2. Actually, his doughy-faced teenage friend ;D

    Comment by Frontier Former Editor — July 10, 2008 @ 9:54 pm

  3. Shouldn’t that just be “you know you’re in America when you go to the Wal-mart”?

    Comment by azahar — July 11, 2008 @ 2:29 am

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