Frontier Former Editor

May 21, 2008

What really disappointed me was . . .

Filed under: bald white guys, bloodsuckers, dumbasses, Florida, humor, music, scumbags — Tags: , , , , , — Frontier Former Editor @ 1:29 pm

that he didn’t get the 25 years for being a boy band creator.

Boy-band mogul Lou Pearlman sentenced to 25 years in federal prison (Orlando Sentinel)

“. . . Boy-band mogul Lou Pearlman was sentenced this morning to 25 years in federal prison for running a lengthy, systematic con that artificially inflated his net worth and cheated people out of $300 million . . . Pearlman, 53, was once the toast of Orlando. His financial empire once included popular musical acts the Backstreet Boys and ‘N Sync; an airplane-charter business; and Church Street Station, an iconic piece of real estate in Orlando’s downtown.”

“On June 14, federal investigators tracked Pearlman down in the lush resort town of Bali, Indonesia, registered at a hotel under the name A. Incognito Johnson.”

Maybe he can form a new boy band in prison. He could start here.

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3 Comments »

  1. “Boy-band mogul Lou Pearlman was sentenced this morning to 25 years in federal prison for running a lengthy, systematic con that artificially inflated his net worth”

    Artificially inflated his sense of creativity, too.

    You know, I feel sorry for him. I think it’s the triple chin.

    “A. Incognito Johnson”

    He’ll be getting enough of that behind bars.

    Comment by Stiletto — May 23, 2008 @ 10:35 pm

  2. Whaddya say we take up a collection for a bottle of lite Italian dressing for him to take to prison?

    Comment by Former Frontier Editor — May 23, 2008 @ 10:41 pm

  3. Nah, give the poor bloke full on fat for tossing his salad.

    Comment by Stiletto — May 23, 2008 @ 11:02 pm


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