Frontier Former Editor

April 18, 2008

Wet beaver mass

Filed under: beaver, humor — Tags: , , , , , , — Frontier Former Editor @ 10:58 pm

Even the Pope has to attract some beaver. Leave it to the fair and balanced network to give the masses their fill of wet beaver:

Pope Security Police Bag Beaver in East River
Animal Was ‘Struggling’ to Swim Near United Nations


“They did not say if they considered the animal to be a security risk.

But “it has pretty big claws,” said Lt. John Harkins of the NYPD SCUBA Unit.”

It’s oddly reminiscent of when Jimmy Carter was chased by some cottontail

Killer rabbit

(courtesy of Jimmy Carter Library via )

Nothing like animal eroticism and public figures, I always say. Now if they could only catch Dubya hammering a sheep . . .


  1. LMAO!!! I know when I come here I will get a good laugh! Thanks Fronty!

    Comment by Kindness — April 19, 2008 @ 2:16 am

  2. If you think that’s funny, check back Sunday morning.

    Comment by Frontier Former Editor — April 19, 2008 @ 6:30 am

  3. See, if my computer had been behaving I would have had the beaver first.

    Comment by raincoaster — April 19, 2008 @ 6:54 am

  4. I acknowledge your domination of beaver. I just got lucky with the beaver this time.

    Comment by Frontier Former Editor — April 19, 2008 @ 7:03 am

  5. You had my attention with “Wet Beaver”.

    Nice marketing strategy.

    Comment by JanieBelle — May 1, 2008 @ 9:30 am

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