Frontier Former Editor

January 27, 2008

Tommy Boy

Filed under: Earth Day, get clear, Hollywood uber Alles, Risky Business, thetan, Tom Cruise, Uncategorized — Frontier Former Editor @ 8:24 pm


Why not head this off with a comparison between Claus von Stauffenberg’s Wehrmacht personnel photo and Tom Cruise’s Scientology ID badge picture? (note: this graf and photo use protected by existing statutory and case law regarding satire, parody and general treatment of public figures)

Thanks to Raincoaster’s recent missive on constipation and Herr Cruise, I am reminded of the time that I and my significant other attended Earth Day festivities in front of the Capitol in, I believe, 1989.

We were sitting on the grass about 40 or 50 feet abreast of the podium, enjoying the sunshine and general spring miasma of a May day in the District of Columbia when somebody began haranguing the crowd.

I looked up and asked significant other; “Who’s the short guy?”

“That’s Tom Cruise,” significant other replied.

“Iceman shoulda had an accidental missile release,” I observed.


  1. Amen.

    Nice find, that pic. You should send it to Tips At Gawker Dot Com.

    PS: someone on my blog is claiming Ron Paul is DB Cooper. Hmmmm…

    Comment by raincoaster — January 27, 2008 @ 9:41 pm

  2. In its own way, it makes perfect sense. Ron Paul as D.B. Cooper, I mean.

    Comment by Frontier Former Editor — January 28, 2008 @ 12:31 am

  3. uncanny resemblance *shiver*

    Comment by nursemyra — January 28, 2008 @ 5:27 am

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  5. Tom Cruise has always creeped me out – nice to know my instincts are still working.

    Comment by azahar — January 29, 2008 @ 11:40 am

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