Frontier Former Editor

September 30, 2007

Now here’s a quote you don’t often associate with self-induced death . . . .

Filed under: David Hans Schmidt, extortion, gossip, Scientology, shower, the National Enquirer, Tom Cruise — Frontier Former Editor @ 11:12 am

From The National Enquirer:

“David Hans Schmidt, a celebrity story and photo broker who pled guilty in an extortion scandal involving Tom Cruise, has committed suicide, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned.

The 47-year-old Schmidt was found in a shower stall at a North 21st street condominium in Phoenix, AZ.

“He hung himself, and the shower stall was so small, he had to squat to get the job done,” a source familiar with the situation said.”

Are they sure it wasn’t just a confused bystander watching a plumber?

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1 Comment »

  1. ur all asses

    Comment by boob — December 4, 2007 @ 7:35 pm


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