Your home is a
Daylight Magnate’s Manor
Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you “have people for that.” There’s a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has hardback editions of every classic ever written, plus a special edition of Rich Dad, Poor Dad with the parts you ghost-authored highlighted. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your animatronic replica of the cantina at Mos Eisley. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.And, you have a pet — a doberman pincer named “Warren”.
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Courtesy of Nag on the Lake, via Mastercowfish, via Raincoaster
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Ok, so that’s pretty much right on, except for the Chocolatessen — I fucking hate chocolate. Maybe a bubble-tea bar.
And the x-wing…I’m Trek, not Wars.
Comment by The Bagel of Everything — September 30, 2007 @ 11:12 am
I would have preferred an F-14D, catapult and arresting gear in my garage too.
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — September 30, 2007 @ 11:14 am
No, the Catapult & Arrester Gear is on one of the 4 runways in the Time Lord FFE’s Garden
– yes, that runway, nearest the heated Olympic Swimming Pool
…..
Comment by G Eagle Esq — September 30, 2007 @ 11:45 am
Oh wow, someone else who doesn’t like chocolate! *waves*
Comment by azahar — September 30, 2007 @ 5:03 pm
but but…. I did this quiz over at raincoaster’s.
the doberman named Warren is mine!!!
give him back bagel
Comment by nursemyra — September 30, 2007 @ 8:37 pm
Azahar: Chocolate=poop.
Nursemyra: Finders keepers! And also, neener neener!
Comment by The Bagel of Everything — October 1, 2007 @ 7:34 am
That doberman guards around, totally.
What did you plug into the quiz to get the heart-shaped Jacuzzi? I didn’t see a place to register fondness for the 70’s.
Comment by raincoaster — October 1, 2007 @ 9:50 pm
It was my fascination with Morris Day and the muthaf’in Time!!!!
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — October 1, 2007 @ 11:36 pm
Captain KJ got a robot repair clinic AND escape pods!
Comment by raincoaster — October 2, 2007 @ 3:23 am