Frontier Former Editor

September 30, 2007

Actually, I was thinking more in terms of the Reichskanzellerie bunker, but this will do . . .

Filed under: architecture, bunker, homes, humor, interior decorating, Uncategorized — Frontier Former Editor @ 10:28 am
Your home is a

Daylight Magnate’s Manor

Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you “have people for that.” There’s a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has hardback editions of every classic ever written, plus a special edition of Rich Dad, Poor Dad with the parts you ghost-authored highlighted. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your animatronic replica of the cantina at Mos Eisley. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.And, you have a pet — a doberman pincer named “Warren”.

Below is a snippet of the blueprints:

Find YOUR Dream House!

Courtesy of Nag on the Lake, via Mastercowfish, via Raincoaster

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9 Comments »

  1. Time-Lord’s Hideout
    Your kitchen consists of dilithium-powered food replicators, manned by obedient robot slaves, who are sure to never, ever rebel. I mean, it’s preposterous to even consider it. There’s a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is the size of a small barn, with carpet thick enough to reach your ankles. Your study has every science fiction title ever written. One of your garages contains a life-sized X-Wing fighter, and KITT. (KITT was a gift from a well-meaning uncle.)

    Your home also includes a robot repair bay, where your mechanized servants are routinely fitted with new restraining bolts. (It’s just a precaution.) Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision — those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is your radio telescope, listening constantly for alien transmissions. Especially invaders. They’ll come eventually, even if nobody believes you. (Nobody does.)

    And, you have a pet — a doberman pincer named “Warren”

    Ok, so that’s pretty much right on, except for the Chocolatessen — I fucking hate chocolate. Maybe a bubble-tea bar.
    And the x-wing…I’m Trek, not Wars.

    Comment by The Bagel of Everything — September 30, 2007 @ 11:12 am

  2. I would have preferred an F-14D, catapult and arresting gear in my garage too.

    Comment by Frontier Former Editor — September 30, 2007 @ 11:14 am

  3. No, the Catapult & Arrester Gear is on one of the 4 runways in the Time Lord FFE’s Garden

    – yes, that runway, nearest the heated Olympic Swimming Pool

    …..

    Comment by G Eagle Esq — September 30, 2007 @ 11:45 am

  4. Oh wow, someone else who doesn’t like chocolate! *waves*

    Comment by azahar — September 30, 2007 @ 5:03 pm

  5. but but…. I did this quiz over at raincoaster’s.

    the doberman named Warren is mine!!!

    give him back bagel

    Comment by nursemyra — September 30, 2007 @ 8:37 pm

  6. Azahar: Chocolate=poop.

    Nursemyra: Finders keepers! And also, neener neener!

    Comment by The Bagel of Everything — October 1, 2007 @ 7:34 am

  7. That doberman guards around, totally.

    What did you plug into the quiz to get the heart-shaped Jacuzzi? I didn’t see a place to register fondness for the 70’s.

    Comment by raincoaster — October 1, 2007 @ 9:50 pm

  8. It was my fascination with Morris Day and the muthaf’in Time!!!!

    Comment by Frontier Former Editor — October 1, 2007 @ 11:36 pm

  9. Captain KJ got a robot repair clinic AND escape pods!

    Comment by raincoaster — October 2, 2007 @ 3:23 am


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