Frontier Former Editor

June 21, 2007

The most obscene product names I’ve seen this week . . .

Filed under: Come again?, food, food extenders, muffins, obscenity, Walmart — Frontier Former Editor @ 11:20 pm

While buying a quantity of Sam’s Peanut Butter Cups to conduct ballistic tests, my heat-induced wanderings through Wal-Mart’s aisles revealed three things:

1) A ghostly vision of Sam Walton spying on his employees for signs of unionizing, and

2) & 3) The most obscene product names I’ve seen this week – Otis Spunkmeyer Muffins and Hamburger Helper Potatoes Stroganoff.


  1. I cannot imagine putting anything called Otis Spunkmeyer Muffins in my mouth. I think you’d need to wear a hazmat suit just to pass the things out at church bake sales.

    Comment by raincoaster — June 21, 2007 @ 11:23 pm

  2. You should visit an Asian market sometime.
    The product names are outstanding.
    Cuttle Fish Balls, anyone?
    (minced fish pressed into a round shape)

    Comment by The Bagel of Everything — June 28, 2007 @ 4:40 pm

  3. I think I could handle cuttlefish balls over Spunkmeyer muffins most days . . .

    Comment by Frontier Former Editor — June 28, 2007 @ 4:44 pm

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