Frontier Former Editor

June 4, 2007

“Have you had a sexual encounter with a current member of the United States Congress or a high-ranking government official?”

Filed under: Come again?, free govt. stuff, lost weekend, obscenity, public relations, Satanic verses, scumbags — Frontier Former Editor @ 10:44 am

I knew my chance to get rich would come eventually!

Hustler offers $1 million for sex smut on Congress

“WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Hustler magazine is looking for some scandalous sex in Washington again — and willing to pay for it.

“Have you had a sexual encounter with a current member of the United States Congress or a high-ranking government official?” read a full-page advertisement taken out by Larry Flynt’s pornographic magazine in Sunday’s Washington Post.

It offered $1 million for documented evidence of illicit intimate relations with a congressman, senator or other prominent officeholder. A toll-free number and e-mail address were provided.

The last time Flynt made such an offer was in October 1998 during the drive to impeach President Bill Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky scandal.”

Dear Mr. Flynt,

 I have been repeatedly gangraped by all 435 535 members of Congress; the inhabitants of the White House, Naval Observatory and some remote secure location in Cheyenne Mountain, Wyoming; and the entire Justice Department. Of course, several million of my fellow Americans may be filing the same claim, so I got dibs!

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9 Comments »

  1. Buon Giorno, Senor FFE

    Are you filing claim as a Victim … or anticipating re eiving suit as a Felon ?

    After all, someone in the USA must have voted for these Kreatures

    Lenin would ask :

    “Who, whom ?”

    Yr ob servant etc

    G E

    Comment by G Eagle Esq — June 4, 2007 @ 10:51 am

  2. Well, I did vote for two of the 435, 535 but I didn’t see their faces . . . oh my god, you think I’m a loose citizen . . . . I didn’t ask for it . . . . I didn’t ask for it . . . they forced themselves on me . . . .sniffle . . .
    The others though . . . yep, that’s been pretty much forcible rape.

    Comment by Frontier Former Editor — June 4, 2007 @ 10:57 am

  3. did you really? Well FFE I’d never of thunk it of you – some of them are ugly!

    Comment by Ziggi — June 4, 2007 @ 5:32 pm

  4. Aw, Flynt ain’t got that kind of money. We’ve all been raped for too long.

    Comment by Miss Cellania — June 5, 2007 @ 10:26 pm

  5. Hello FFE, long time no visit but I’ve finally got around to updating my blogroll.

    Anyway, I do believe Mr Flynt required documentary evidence. Do you have such? With your new-found skills and former contacts, I’m sure you could make far more than the paltry sum he’s offering.

    Comment by Richard — June 6, 2007 @ 1:20 pm

  6. Bonjour Senor FFE

    Schocking & worrying

    I flatter myself that Richard & I agree on so many things … apart of course from politics, religion, dEvolution and intelligent design … and of course the causes of the War of 1812, if US stupidity & aggression are to be disregarded

    … but I do not understand his suggestion that documentary evidence is requirsite or even possible for the essentially paperless acts of gross indecency and greedy deception – this was the Demokratic process that you are talking about

    What would Mahan make of all this ?

    Yr obedient servant etc

    G Eagle

    Comment by G Eagle Esq — June 6, 2007 @ 3:25 pm

  7. Mahan would advocate a blockade

    Comment by Frontier Former Editor — June 6, 2007 @ 5:25 pm

  8. … but not if he was doing the deceiving …..

    Comment by G Eagle Esq — June 6, 2007 @ 8:40 pm

  9. he’d be focused on matters of professionalism and power projection

    Comment by Frontier Former Editor — June 7, 2007 @ 2:12 am


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