Frontier Former Editor

May 20, 2007

While shopping Saturday . . .

Filed under: medicine, obscenity, public relations, red, societal niceties, Walmart — Frontier Former Editor @ 4:03 pm

at the local ‘Megalomart,’ I saw a display for a product titled with three words that evoke an obscene, horrific image . . . . .

Metamucil Berry Blast

Some young ad exec type should be shot.


  1. Oh, he was just getting his revenge for being stuck with the assignment in the first place.

    I can see the ad copy now:

    Strawberry Those Skidmarks!

    A Blossom of Awesome!

    Officially Endorsed by Chuck Berry!

    Comment by raincoaster — May 20, 2007 @ 10:49 pm

  2. Or . . . .

    Shred your lower colon in an explosion of berriliciousness!

    Comment by Frontier Former Editor — May 20, 2007 @ 11:01 pm

  3. Reminds me of the lovely SNL skit about Colon Blow, with Phil Hartman. Remember those?


    How have you been sir? Long time no see.

    Comment by Pamela — May 21, 2007 @ 5:30 am

  4. hmmm…. I think I’ll order a crate for the Gimcrack…

    Comment by nursemyra — May 21, 2007 @ 8:10 am

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