Frontier Former Editor

May 15, 2007

Dead evangelist sweepstakes . . . .

Filed under: Be HEALED!, dumbasses, GoodgodHAH!, My God, it's full of stars, Satanic verses, scumbags — Frontier Former Editor @ 8:30 pm

Thanks to Kelly for reminding me of my agnostic duty . . .

 I’m putting odds on Pat Robertson as the best pick to follow Jerry Falwell to the biggest surprise of their afterlife.

 I’m guessing that Pat will a) be crushed while doing one of his famous 2-ton leg presses; b) die from Red Chinese-poisoned wheat gluten in his Heavenly Protein Shake, or; c) suffer a massive embolism when he sees two or more Regent University graduates under Congressional immunity instead of God’s protection.

Place yer bets – the wheel is spinning!

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