Conversation between me and a Walmart employee about two weeks ago, between snows . . .
Me to Walmart employee: “Do you have any snow shovels?”
Walmart employee: “We’re out.”
Me: “Are you geting any more in?”
Walmart employee: “No. They’re a seasonal item.”
Me: “But it’s still winter for a month and a half.”
Walmart employee: “There’s no demand for them after winter.”
At this point, there are two responses roiling in my mind . . .
Me, talking in my mind: “You f***ing moron, it’s still winter!”
Me, opening my mouth: “Never mind.”
