What do you get when you cross a Nobel Prize winner, a black radical, a New Zealander director, a British serial killer, a former West German politician, an Irish/New Zealander actor, an American director and a comic book impresario?
Some fat, gray headed guy from Virginia.
Go try it. Why should I suffer alone?
You’re totally a New Zealander! Sam Neill isn’t at all Irish, he was at university with my mum. He also makes wine, so you’re in good company.
Comment by Martha Craig — April 20, 2008 @ 12:44 am
As I have documented before, I was linked to Ms McDowell. Quite properly.
You didn’t get Santa?
Comment by Vicus Scurra — April 20, 2008 @ 5:20 am
Glad to be of service!
Hmmm, I wonder who you’d get if you tried a photo without your glasses.
Comment by azahar — April 20, 2008 @ 6:23 am
Sam Neill? Oh, baby!
Comment by raincoaster — April 20, 2008 @ 10:41 am
It is working for me: Bryce Howard, Mira Sorvino, Rachel Stevens, Molly Sims, Sofia Vergara, Kate Winslet, Naomi Watts, Jessica Biel, Jenna Malone and, um, Alicia Silverstone.
Hey Sam Neil is cute. Run with that.
Comment by max — April 21, 2008 @ 4:37 am
Malcom X–Yeah, I can see the 61% resemblance. I mean, you both have glasses …
Comment by Metro — April 21, 2008 @ 4:56 pm
Yeah, and we both make white people nervous . . .
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — April 21, 2008 @ 9:43 pm
I got:
Sorry, no faces were detected in this photo.
For realz.
Comment by raincoaster — April 24, 2008 @ 5:25 am
HAH! I knew it! You’re part of that faceless conspiracy of . . . of . . .. never mind.
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — April 24, 2008 @ 8:39 am
I’m diggin on the Malcolm X vibe.
Get some new glasses and some shoe polish and you’ll be all set.
~m
Comment by ~m — April 24, 2008 @ 10:41 pm
You lovable little white devil, you!
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — April 25, 2008 @ 1:52 pm
“… one fat, gray headed guy from Virginia …”
errrr … ummm
Oi tink tha meanst :
“…. experienced and incisive Gentleman of the Press from the Old Dominion ….”
Comment by G Eagle Esq — April 26, 2008 @ 3:44 am
No, it’s pretty much ‘fat gray headed guy from Virginia these days,” but thanks for the kind words.
Comment by Former Frontier Editor — April 26, 2008 @ 7:08 am
[You know Rain sent in a photo of a squid, right?]
Comment by max — April 26, 2008 @ 1:28 pm
In that case, she should have gotten pics of Russell Crowe, Humphrey Bogart, Charles Laughton, Clark Gable and Henry Fonda all in sailor suits
Comment by Former Frontier Editor — April 26, 2008 @ 7:53 pm
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This is quaint. I resemble nine men and one woman, not altogether unexpectedly.
One of them is Linus Torvald and another is Alexander Graham Bell, so that will keep me cheerful for the rest of the day.
Comment by sledpress — July 21, 2008 @ 6:12 pm
Malcolm X? No shit lol
Comment by Stiletto — July 23, 2008 @ 10:20 pm
Be quiet whitey.
I’ve been waiting years to say that
Comment by Former Frontier Editor — July 23, 2008 @ 10:22 pm
Is that really your pic? You know, you’re not bad at all!
Comment by Stiletto — July 23, 2008 @ 10:38 pm
Hey, in my own little awkward way, that was a compliment!
Comment by Stiletto — July 23, 2008 @ 10:51 pm
You need to have your eyes checked
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — July 23, 2008 @ 10:52 pm
I think you look just like your avatar.
‘In that case, she should have gotten pics of Russell Crowe’
God, I’d swallow his ink in a heartbeat.
Comment by Stiletto — July 23, 2008 @ 11:05 pm
Ink? Are we back to squids? Where’s Raincoaster?
Comment by sledpress — July 23, 2008 @ 11:06 pm
In arms limitations talks . . .
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — July 23, 2008 @ 11:09 pm
You know, if you don a red suit and add a coupla reindeers…BWAHAHAHA
Comment by Stiletto — July 23, 2008 @ 11:09 pm
Well, then there’s this.
http://totallylookslike.com/2008/07/15/nick-nolte/
Comment by sledpress — July 23, 2008 @ 11:11 pm
then I can scare all the white kiddies at Christmas
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — July 23, 2008 @ 11:12 pm
I think there’s a liability Clause about that.
Comment by sledpress — July 23, 2008 @ 11:14 pm
If Editor pulls off being a black militant Clause then it’s a lie ability.
Comment by Stiletto — July 23, 2008 @ 11:17 pm
the whole thing starts to ring a bell
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — July 23, 2008 @ 11:17 pm
You guys sleigh me.
Comment by sledpress — July 23, 2008 @ 11:19 pm
Chill. Word. Be cool. Right on. Burn baby burn. Down with whitey. Merry kwanza, honky.
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — July 23, 2008 @ 11:19 pm
I’ll lay some wrap down on ya.
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — July 23, 2008 @ 11:20 pm
Damn, I want some spareribbons.
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — July 23, 2008 @ 11:20 pm
If there are too many are we back to Ribbentrop?
Comment by sledpress — July 23, 2008 @ 11:21 pm
Oh dear, it’s reining puns now, hallelujah.
Comment by Stiletto — July 23, 2008 @ 11:22 pm
Then there’s this
http://www.memorandal.com/2006/01/xmas-reindeer-urine.html
golden reindeer showers
Comment by sledpress — July 23, 2008 @ 11:24 pm
BTW, wtf is spareribbons? Teach me oh master butcher of the English language.
Comment by Stiletto — July 23, 2008 @ 11:24 pm
‘So, Santa is a stoner, who drinks reindeer urine which makes him fly around with his reindeer guides. Maybe instead of receiving gifts, we can all do an intervention and get him rehab…’
Holy Christ, thanks for ruining Christmas, beotch!
Now pass the piss…
Comment by Stiletto — July 23, 2008 @ 11:26 pm
Thunderbird’s worse than deer piss . . . so I’ve been told
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — July 23, 2008 @ 11:29 pm
spareribbons, spareribs
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — July 23, 2008 @ 11:30 pm
Don’t look at me. I just drink champagne on the solstice. Or my Shirley Temple, if that sluggish bearded churl will hurry up with it.
Comment by sledpress — July 23, 2008 @ 11:32 pm
All whitey ever wants is grenadine . . .
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — July 23, 2008 @ 11:36 pm
Au contraire. Peel me a grape.
Comment by sledpress — July 23, 2008 @ 11:36 pm
Ah can barely peel in the outhouse . . . oh, you said peel
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — July 23, 2008 @ 11:39 pm
Would that make it John Peel?
Comment by sledpress — July 23, 2008 @ 11:43 pm
Get your head out of the toilet.
Comment by Stiletto — July 23, 2008 @ 11:46 pm
I get it – it’s a navy joke . . . head . . . toilet . . .
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — July 23, 2008 @ 11:48 pm
you whiteys so funny
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — July 23, 2008 @ 11:48 pm
He’d look cute with a swirly, wouldn’t he?
Comment by sledpress — July 23, 2008 @ 11:49 pm
He’s flush with anticipation.
Comment by Stiletto — July 23, 2008 @ 11:50 pm
Flush? Issat one of dem white inventions?
Comment by Frontier Former Editor — July 23, 2008 @ 11:52 pm
Yes, boy!
Comment by Stiletto — July 23, 2008 @ 11:57 pm