Frontier Former Editor

July 8, 2007

Note to Department of Defense – don’t outsource PR either

Filed under: be all you can be, dumbasses, free govt. stuff, helicopters, public relations — Frontier Former Editor @ 9:09 pm

As if the U.S. Army doesn’t have enough public relations issues these days, I bring you the following snippet of a recent Army pop-up ad:

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The helicopter hovering in the left of this banner – an Aerospatiale Gazelle – is not even in the U.S. Army’s front-line or support inventory unless there’s a test/evaluation example tucked away somewhere.

Unless, of course, someone at the Pentagon or at Halliburton surreptitiously switched the Army’s helicopter inventory with that of the French Army . . . .

At least it’d be a change from JavaScript dice-rolling logic . . .

Filed under: zombies — Frontier Former Editor @ 12:43 pm

Yeah, I’d die eventually. But it’d be a spectacular death that takes lots of brain-eating corpse-suckers with me!

(quiz, via Max and Raincoaster

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